Friday, October 2, 2009

No Shawshank exit for this cat.

Legal system? No thanks. I'll just be going now.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You wanna get that?

This clip is so much better than his last movie. I am not kidding. THIS CLIP was funnier and better acted than Wolverine.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Pretty Fly

...for a white guy? Dude from Offspring like'ah'da suace.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sharks with frickin' lazers...err Boats with frickin'

Take a photo of Roman Abramovich and he will shoot you...with a lazer. Probably in your face! In your camera.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Vacation all I ever needed...

"Escaped Insane Killer Captured After Four-Day Manhunt" Sometimes an amazing headline reaches out from the depths of my RSS feed and just grabs ya by the pants. Thank you DEAN SCHABNER!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Internet porn to the rescue!

"I didn't care whether it was stolen," he said. "I buy stolen stuff all the time. I don't care... If I can save $600, I'll do it.