No Shawshank exit for this cat.

Legal system? No thanks. I'll just be going now.

Hell hath no fury like woman scorned...and breaded.

Go Fish!

You wanna get that?

This clip is so much better than his last movie. I am not kidding. THIS CLIP was funnier and better acted than Wolverine.

Pretty Fly

...for a white guy? Dude from Offspring like'ah'da suace.

Sharks with frickin' lazers...err Boats with frickin'

Take a photo of Roman Abramovich and he will shoot you...with a lazer. Probably in your face! In your camera.

Vacation all I ever needed...

"Escaped Insane Killer Captured After Four-Day Manhunt" Sometimes an amazing headline reaches out from the depths of my RSS feed and just grabs ya by the pants. Thank you DEAN SCHABNER!

Internet porn to the rescue!

"I didn't care whether it was stolen," he said. "I buy stolen stuff all the time. I don't care... If I can save $600, I'll do it.