No Shawshank exit for this cat.

Legal system? No thanks. I'll just be going now.

Hell hath no fury like woman scorned...and breaded.

Go Fish!

You wanna get that?

This clip is so much better than his last movie. I am not kidding. THIS CLIP was funnier and better acted than Wolverine.

Pretty Fly

...for a white guy? Dude from Offspring like'ah'da suace.

Sharks with frickin' lazers...err Boats with frickin'

Take a photo of Roman Abramovich and he will shoot you...with a lazer. Probably in your face! In your camera.

Vacation all I ever needed...

"Escaped Insane Killer Captured After Four-Day Manhunt" Sometimes an amazing headline reaches out from the depths of my RSS feed and just grabs ya by the pants. Thank you DEAN SCHABNER!

Internet porn to the rescue!

"I didn't care whether it was stolen," he said. "I buy stolen stuff all the time. I don't care... If I can save $600, I'll do it.

Thanks for the Teen Sex Romp!

Melvin Simon dead. And Pee-Wee weeps.

Does the Caged Bird Flip?

He fought the little known, widely enforced "Contempt of Cop" law.

BITCH IS YOU CRAZY?

A Hero. A bacon lover. A renaissance man.

*RACEY*

Rikitikitimbonoso...whatever, Riki you lose. Jankov you win.

Meet Mr.Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov.











*RACEY*

The founder of The Weather Channel died yesterday. He was 82, and sunny.

Thanks Rod!

Samurai Neighbors.

If I only had neighbors like this...I'd probably be Ginsu'd to pieces by now.

Cheaters...Nah, Stabbers!

Who wouldn't wanna clean Joey Greco like a trout?

KILLDOZER!

Screw someone for so long and he is libel to armor plate a bulldozer and go KILLDOZER all over your ass town!

The art of getting over.

It started with Craigslist and a dream. It ended up legend.