Friday, October 2, 2009

No Shawshank exit for this cat.

Legal system? No thanks. I'll just be going now.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You wanna get that?

This clip is so much better than his last movie. I am not kidding. THIS CLIP was funnier and better acted than Wolverine.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Pretty Fly

...for a white guy? Dude from Offspring like'ah'da suace.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sharks with frickin' lazers...err Boats with frickin'

Take a photo of Roman Abramovich and he will shoot you...with a lazer. Probably in your face! In your camera.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Vacation all I ever needed...

"Escaped Insane Killer Captured After Four-Day Manhunt" Sometimes an amazing headline reaches out from the depths of my RSS feed and just grabs ya by the pants. Thank you DEAN SCHABNER!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Internet porn to the rescue!

"I didn't care whether it was stolen," he said. "I buy stolen stuff all the time. I don't care... If I can save $600, I'll do it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

The founder of The Weather Channel died yesterday. He was 82, and sunny.

Thanks Rod!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Samurai Neighbors.

If I only had neighbors like this...I'd probably be Ginsu'd to pieces by now.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cheaters...Nah, Stabbers!

Who wouldn't wanna clean Joey Greco like a trout?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


Screw someone for so long and he is libel to armor plate a bulldozer and go KILLDOZER all over your ass town!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The art of getting over.

It started with Craigslist and a dream. It ended up legend.